Day 7
In Congressional News,
we go live to the Capitol to check in with our distinguished men and
women at the Congressional Fight Club. Yes, it's a melee, donkeys vs.
elephants in a no-holds-barred cage fight, with both contenders claiming
they will be the last man ... um, no.. last beast standing.
Frankly,
both sides look the worse for wear. Battered and beaten, each one
seems to be looking for the white towel, belatedly realizing that they
signed on for a Death Match. Who will walk away, and who will be
carried? It's just too early to tell.
When asked to comment on
the match so far, a member of the audience replied, "Well, I've got a
nickle on the fat one with the long nose, but this fight looks more like
a circus side show than a grudge match. If I was at home, I would have
changed the channel by now."
Well, doesn't say it all.
Fact, Fiction, Irreverence, a Healthy Dose of the Absurd, Plus Cookies!
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